My funny valentine Sweet, comic valentine You make me smile with my heart Your looks are laughable Un-photographable Yet, you're my favorite work of art. Is your figure less than Greek Is your mouth a little weak When you open it to speak Are you smart? Don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine … stay … Each day is Valentine's Day. Is your figure less than ancient Greek Is your mouth a little weak When you open it to speak Are you smart … dear? Don't change one hair for me Not if you care for me Stay little valentine … stay … Each day will be Valentine's Day.