If I had a million grand And was as strong as superman And had a golden sparkling tan And with my bare hands open cans I'd still be waiting Waiting right here Waiting for you Right here in lonelyland If I changed my name to Stan And all the women in Iran Said they'd always be my friends And if there was a party that would never end I'd still be waiting Waiting right here Waiting for you Right here in lonelyland And if the world was made from jam And if I had a case of yams And everyone loved their fellow man And even if the kkk were banned I'd still be waiting Waiting right here Waiting for you Right here in lonelyland