If you'd have told me a year ago That I'd be locked inside of my home (Ah, ah, ah) I would have told you, a year ago Interesting, now leave me alone Sorry that I look like a mess (Ah, ah, ah) I booked a haircut, but it got rescheduled Robert's been a little depressed, no And so, today, I'm gonna try just Getting up, sitting down, going back to work Might not help, but still, it couldn't hurt I'm sitting down, writing jokes, singing silly songs I'm sorry I was gone But look, I made you some content Daddy made you your favorite, open wide Here comes the content It's a beautiful day to stay inside