I've got a girl in a box Keep her under my bed, it sure must get hot in the summertime I get her out when there's nothing else to do When there's nothing on TV, when I can't see you Wife don't mind if I give her a child My wife don't mind, she thinks it's pretty wild I've got this girl in a box, I got a girl in a box I'll keep her 'till the day I'll keep her 'till the day I'll keep her 'till the day that I die And I hope I die in the nighttime With my TV on and a beer in my hand and you by my side I got a girl in a box We play games, I'm anything I'm not But I wanna' be, yeah, I wanna be She'll be a slut, or a dirty little whore Or the girl next door or my bride instead Or I'll cut off her head If I want to, yeah, I want to I'll keep her 'till the day I'll keep her 'till the day I'll keep her 'till the day that I die I've got a girl in a box I've got a girl in a box