Old boy goose bought a new pontoon Roll out now hit the lake by noon You bring the drinks I'll crank the tunes Get some, hot sun Jeep full of girls couldn't get no hotter Flag um down holler won't you folla There's a party floating on the water Its going down, right now, so come on jump on The booze cruise summer groove I want to see your booty move Looks like you need another So let me mix you up a Redneck margarita you know the one just straight tequila All aboard we're cutting loose So come on jump on The booze cruise (hahahaha) Don't need no bait no line because We're just catching us a buzz Pass around some of that good stuff Till dawn, its on Joe got drunk and fell in the lake Ray passed out but make no mistake Any minute now he'll wake and bake Burn it up turn it up Come on jump on Look at headlight Lisa with a Jager bomb Done lost her mind done lost her top Walking round looking for one flip flop Goodness she's a hot mess And Donny's daughter she's sweet sixteen He's madder than hell cause she was last seen Jumping on the back of some boy's jet ski That girl done flew the coop (goodbye) No telling what you'll lose On the booze cruise What kinda liquore makes your tushy move? (it all does really)