From the brightest heaven to the darkest pit I warned the priest: tonight I'll use my fist! No, I'm not Lucifer, but don't belong in heaven No, I'm not Jesus, I'll not preach forever I'm a bad sacristan!(cause I'm bad) Sacristan! (Bad) Sacristan!(Cause I'm bad) Sacristan! I was kicked out of Seminary for punching a priest, twice You can't curse me for being a bad boy who likes to fight No, I'm not Lucifer, but don't belong in heaven No, I'm not Jesus, I'll not preach forever I'm a bad sacristan!(cause I'm bad) Sacristan! (Bad) Sacristan!(Cause I'm bad) Sacristan! I cant' help, it so boring, starts to freak me out A bunch of dudes at praying, no woman at all No, I'm not Lucifer, but don't belong in heaven No, I'm not Jesus, I'll not preach forever I'm a bad sacristan!(cause I'm bad) Sacristan! (Bad) Sacristan!(Cause I'm bad) Sacristan! No, I'm not Lucifer, but don't belong in heaven And I'm not Jesus I'll not preach forever I'm a bad sacristan!(cause I'm bad) Sacristan! (Bad) Sacristan!(Cause I'm bad) Sacristan!