Here's a little story about a punk named Jed Greasy stinky hair stuck out his fuckin' head Arrogant and macho and stupid as can be Always quick to tell me he's more punk than me This is an example of what a jerk he is He think he's some kind of punk rock whiz He said if I was really punk I'd listen to The Germs I smelled his stinky breath and I started to squirm I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I do I do I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock Because of guys like you I remember one time I was dancin' at a show A poppy kind of band and Jed said they blow That stuff is for guys who just want to get laid He asked me what I thought but didn't wait for me to say This is what I think about his attitude He doesn't have to be so snotty fucking rude And thinking for yourself doesn't mean you have to be a jerk Being arrogant and ignorant doesn't take much work I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I do I do I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock Because of guys like you I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I do I do I hate punk rock I hate punk rock I hate punk rock Because of guys like you