They offered me the office of a leaders shop They said I'd better take anything they got do you wannna make tea at the BBC do you wanna be do you really wanna be a cop carreer opportunities I hate the army and I hate the RAF I don't wanna fight in the tropical heat I hate the civil service too I won't open letter bombs for you They're gonna have to introduce cons they're gonna hate to take away if they wanna get making toys if they wanna get me well I got no choice