Going to tell you women : and it goes for the men Don't fool with me : because you sure can't win You's all right baby : but your line's too short Give me back my hat and shoes : now baby I bought You may be fat : woman slim or tall I've got something gal : that can kick in your stall I asked my wife : where she had been all night She said what you car : long as I treat you right Going to tell you baby : like the farmer told his potato I'm going to plant you now woman : but I will dig you later