1, 2, 3 If you want to write a letter, write a letter If you'd rather make a phone call, pick the phone up Call me But if you had to say it all with a pop song Couldn't you at least have made me a good one? She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too Was it just a simple rewind and erase? Was your mind squeaky-clean in the first place? If you gotta write an essay, do your research If you got to Stick your nose in a boy-and-girl fight, hear both sides first Something wrong, being copied on her memo In the form of a bad country demo She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too Is there a funnel from her mind to your mouth now? 'Cause you don't edit anything; it just comes out I gotta say (gotta say) It's pretty gay, trading jabs with pop songs (Ahh) So maybe next time we should just have a dance-off Dance-off (Ahh) Isn't there something in the Bible about forgiveness and love? And more importantly about throwing stones and what your house is made of You might reflect upon your own arrangement In '94, getting blown in your basement (While your wife slept!) She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you, brainwashed you too She's brainwashed you (Integrity) She's brainwashed you (Family) She's b-b-brainwashed you (Online rhyming dictionary)