Put those sunglasses on your hips, Vaseline on your lips Pass me a bag of potato chips when I wanna put my money on a monkey Tell me, don't give it to me, give it to me, don't give it to me Your idea, maybe I'll see ya, maybe I will, maybe I won't Give me a cold sore when you're young, get old fast and sag in the sun Put a coffin lid on everyone, so you can be depressed Tell me, don't give it to me, give it to me, don't give it to me Your idea, maybe I'll see ya, maybe I will, maybe I won't Your love, your kindness, your body on the mattress She's got braids and broken arms, Top Ramen cooking in a burning barns Talking at me like car alarms when all the cars got stolen Tell me, don't give it to me, give it to me, don't give it to me Your idea, maybe I'll see ya, maybe I will, maybe I won't Take me out to dinner, I'm a sucker, I'm a sinner I'm a loser, I'm a winner, I'm a sucker, I'm a sinner Take me out to dinner, I'm a loser, I'm a winner I'm a sucker, I'm a sinner, won't you take me out to dinner? Your love, your kindness, your body on the mattress