[Jeremy] C-c-c-cmon, c-c-c-cmon, go Ow! [The SQUIP] What did we say about masturbation? [Jeremy] I was just gonna check my email! [The SQUIP] You can't lie to me, Jeremy, I'm inside your brain Now, we're going to devise a system I tally every time you think about sex and that is how many push-ups you do If this morning is an indicative sample, you'll have pecs in no time [Jeremy] Still not gonna be the cool guy, but maybe not so left out Of all the characters at school, I might be the one who the story's about Now that someone's helping me out [The SQUIP] Now get ready [The SQUIP & Jeremy] To more [Jeremy] Than survive! [Ensemble] Na na na na na na na na, na na [Jeremy] All in all a not too heinous day [Ensemble] Na na na na na na na na na na [Jeremy] Walk the hall with purpose as I swagger on my way [Ensemble] Na na na na na na na, hey! Hey! Hey! [Jeremy] Feeling crisp and high and clean I head to drama practice with Christine!