She's always complaining at table no. 7 With the paranoid panoramic view of a mine dump The new manager is usually forced to listen "Too late" they always say But hey What can a man do When your customers want more of you? Other than a meal Like Lucy from the steakhouse in Delmas That's her in the corner with a miniature Seventh pending manager due [Or maybe not] [So geskrik ons kon amper die hele middag nie eens gepraat het nie...] But hey What can a girl do When she's thirty and she's broody? And she likes to play dirty like Lucy Like Lucy from the steakhouse in Delmas That's her in the corner With a pending paternity suit That doesn't fit the manager