Talk, the phone Talking slow Pick me up And play me a song Don't you dare Sit and stare Show me something I will care Leave it on the ground No wires are aloud He stands alone Talk, the telephone The telephone... Wants a cigarette Never had an affair He is trying to quit Seeing porno magazines The telephone The telephone He's drunk and numb He's just some dumb He can't stay up He loves the ground Talk, the telephone He stands alone No wires are aloud Leave it on the ground