Here’s to feeling like an idiot And fucking looking like one too Gave the same goodbye to every lie 'Cause they’re old and you knew When you take it too serious Giving up is what you gotta do For a break come on you need them a lot When you know that you’re through Living a life to fucking work a job Stay up watch TV all night long No joke, that’s how it goes When you feel like catching up with me Fucking off is what you gotta do It’s a joke, come on, I tell them a lot For the worse, tell the truth When I took it too serious Giving up was what I had to do For a break, come on, I need them a lot You know that I'm through When you’ve gotten used to Living a life to fucking work a job Stay up watch TV all night long No joke, that’s how it goes I'm just a guy who fucking loves his dog I can’t take pills so I smoke pot No joke, that’s how it goes It’s how it goes And it’s no joke I heard you really thought I sold drugs I helped my friends do it once and just 'cause Utah made me think that acid was cool I bet you think I'm still throwing up Well guess what? I never was, what you thought But you’re always right so why not accuse? I'm glad I got that shit covered up I hope it drives you fucking nuts, there’s no God Well at least not for Satan themselves It feels like we thinned out the blood But I'm good to go cause there’s no point In me hanging to just Pique your interest What’s the difference? Yeah, fuck you Try something different