A bad little kid moved into the neighbourhood He won't do nothing right, his report card looks no good He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write Just sits around the house and plays the rock'n'roll music all night Well, he put some tacks on teacher's chair Put chewing gum in little girl's hair Now, Junior, behave yourself! He buys every rock'n'roll book from magazine stands Every dime that he gets he's off to the jukebox, man Well, he worries his teacher till at night that he's ready to poop Rocking and rolling spinning his hula hoop Well, this rock'n'roll has got to stop Junior's head is hard as rock Now, Junior, behave yourself! WOOAH! Gonna to tell your mother and you'd better do what she says Go to the barbershop and get that haircut off your head You threw the black canary and fed it to the neighbor's cat Gave the cocker spaniel a bath in momma's Laundromat Well, this kinda of conduct has gotta stop, Junior's head is hard as rock Now, Junior, behave yourself!