Grandma's patch stole a hen party chicken Scratch see how your garden grows Get a thread and amend us both please This I know Grandma's girl is coming down to steal violets from Your crown and glue them to her wrist You have to spit to see the shine Grandma's girl is coming down to steal violets from Your crown and glue them to her wrist Hey Jack Cath-o-lick black Stab 'em in the back-jack You're so serious You have to spit to see the shine You're a writer - you better write quick 'Cause your paper's on fire You have to spit to see the shine Take a lathe and scrape all the glitter off My blue glitter angel