Oh keith you do my head in But i'm glad you're around 'cos it's a moral issue And you're on higher ground Some might say you're a parasite Doing business for the state My american friend Went and made you cry - now he's passed away Oh jackie girl, jackie girl Gary is a witness But i'll swear he's made of sand They put him in a time machine Told him where to land Someone had a bright idea But it did not adhere Colindale is now a police college I was born 20 miles from there....