Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date But a year to make love she wanted you to wait? Let me tell ya a story of my situation I was talkin' to this girl from the US nation The way that I met her was on tour, at a concert She had long hair and a short miniskirt I just got on stage, drippin', pourin' with sweat I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met I whispered in her ear: Come to the picture booth So I can ask you some questions to see if ya hundred proof I asked her her name, she said: Blah, blah, blah She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused I said: How do you like the show? She said: I was very amused I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid range But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange Then when I asked: Do you have a man? She tried to pretend She said: No, I don't, I only have a friend Come on I'm not even goin' for it, this is what I'm gon' sing You, you got what I need But you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need But you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need But you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend So I took Blah Blah's word for it at this time I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime 'Cause I have friends and that's a fact Like AWOL, Isaac, Davey, and Zack Forget about that, let's go into the story About a girl named Blah, Blah, Blah that adored me So we started talkin', gettin' familiar Spendin' a lot of time, so we can build a Relationship or some understandin' How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin' Everythin' sounded so dandy and sweet I had no idea I was in for a treat After this was established, everythin' was cool The tour was over and she went back to school I called every day to see how she was doin' Every time that I called her, it seemed somethin' was brewin' I called her room, a guy picked up, and then I called again I say: Yo, who was that? Oh, he's just a friend Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that Jus' bust this You, you got what I need But you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need But you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend, oh baby You, you got what I need But you say he's just a friend And you say he's just a friend So, I came to her college on a surprise visit To see my girl, that was so exquisite It was a school day, I knew she was there The first semester of the school year I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm This guy made me fill out a visitor's form He told me where it was and I was on my way To see my baby doll, I was happy to say I arrived in front of the dormitory Yo, could you tell me where is door three? They showed me where it was for the moment I didn't know I was in for such an event So, I came to her room and opened the door Oh, snap, guess what I saw? A fella tongue kissin' my girl in her mouth I was so in shock, my heart went down south So please, listen to the message that I send Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend