Daddy Daddy wasn't there Daddy Daddy wasn't there To take me to the fair It seems he doesn't care Daddy wasn't there Daddy Daddy wasn't there To change my underwear It seems he doesn't care Daddy wasn't there When I was first baptised When I was critisized When I was ostrisized When I was jusized To takin' kidneypies When I was morganized When I was circumsized Daddy wasn't there When I was first baptised When I was critisized When I was ostrisized When I was jusized To takin' kidny pies When I was morganized When I was circumsized Daddy wasn't there To take me to the fair To change my underwear Daddy wasn't there Daddy wasn't there, please! If you got a daddy issue Here's a daddy tissue D to the A to the D-D-Y D to the A to the D-D-Y Say it's just a fact But I got a deadly dad D to the A to the D-D-Y D to the A to the D-D-Y I sited in my room and cried And I was to myself the reason why D to the A to the D-D-Y D to the A to the D-D-Y Daddy Daddy Daddy D-A-D-D-Y Please