This is up there on the list of simplest songs ever written... but you gotta love it. It is in dropped D tuning. "I really need a cup of coffee, go get me a cup-a-joe" G|------------------------------------------------------------------------ D|------------------------------------------------------------------------- A|------------------------------------------------------------------------- D|-0-----------------0------------------0-----------------0---------1-- Play this riff over and over, gradually picking up the tempo... (After a certain speed, leave out the D sharp note) "Black and strong!!!" G|--------------------------------------------------- D|--------------------------------------------------- A|--------------------------------------------------- D|-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-0---- Repeat the whole thing once and youve got yourself a 45-second song called "Cupajoe"...