C#m A C#m A C#m A F# A C#m [Verse 1] C#m E D#m Bm D C#m If I ask you difficult questions C#m E D#m Bm D C#m If I make im - proper suggestions C#m E D#m Bm D C#m Would you find that a risk to your health C#m E D#m Bm Would you put me up on the bookself C#m A C#m A With the books and the plants? [Chorus] C#m A C#m A Desperate but not serious C#m A F# A C#m Your kisses drive me delirious [Verse 2] C#m E D#m Bm D C#m If I were kind and adoring C#m E D#m How would that be? Bm D C#m Very boring C#m E D#m Bm D C#m Mister pressman with your penknife C#m E D#m Bm Always asking about my sex life C#m A C#m A And who with and how many times? [Chorus] C#m A C#m A Desperate but not serious C#m A F# A Your kisses drive me delirious [Interlude] E F D E 4x C#m [Verse 3] C#m E D#m Bm D C#m All the advice seemed so unkind C#m E D#m Bm D C#m If you dont stop, you will go blind! C#m E D#m Bm D C#m Tell you its none of their business C#m E D#m Bm Then console you with a big kiss C#m A C#m A On the lips and on the back of your neck [Chorus] C#m A C#m A Desperate but not serious C#m A F# A Your kisses drive me delirious C#m A C#m A Desperate but not serious C#m A F# A Your kisses drive me delirious C#m A C#m A Desperate but not serious C#m A F# A Your kisses drive me delirious