Excuse me, ma'am, is this thing yours? It's just I saw those purple claws I couldn't help but notice they're the same shade as this shell A griffin, ha? No way, José Let's serve it poached with hollandaise The egg is not for eating (we could fry it up as well) Besides lil' sis, it isn't hers (but she's got wings) And she's got fur And mammals don't lay eggs unless they are a monotreme A monotreme? (like platypi, echidnas too, I think) Hey, guys, it isn't mine (I knew it, darn) Let's scramble it with cream Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba Ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba Ba-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-da And this thing has got scales like a snake Could be a dragon or a drake It must belong to that guy or at least his wife or spouse Excuse me, pal (oh, hi there, hun) It's benedict from season one Eggs benedict, you say? (please, wakko) Keep it in your mouth Hey, benny-boy, is this your son? 'Fraid not, young friends, I'm not the one I tread the boards alone, an actor lives a life of pain Oh, please! Forget we asked (he's such a bore) So maybe it's a manticore That egg is looking tasty (we could make a quiché lorraine) Oh, oh, oh Yes Got it Nice save there, gorgon, thanks a bunch Oh, it's not mine, but I missed lunch Well, so did I, you give it here They're gonna start a riot Yo, sasquatch, hydra, pegasus you too Three heads of cerebus Don't eat that egg (we're starving) I've got a knife for carving I guess, I'm going on a diet Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba