[Nero]
I am the very model of an ancient Roman Emperor
I overspend and overtax and overthrow my treasurer
I marry family members from my cousin to my stepsister
I'm always right, I'm never wrong, just ask this neutral senator
[Senator]
Th-That is correct
[Nero]
Through sound investigation by Praetorian Inquisitors
My mother and my brother were revealed to be conspirators
But mother dear's no longer here, this bust helps me remember her
I am the very model of an ancient Roman Emperor
[Yakko Warner]
He fiddles while the city burns, he rules with fear tyrannical
[Dot Warner]
He's lazy, brutish, and ill-willed, he thinks that he's infallible
[Wakko Warner]
His hands are small, he steals from Gaul, his writing's ungrammatical
[Yakko, Wakko and Dot]
He's making Roma great again, dogmatic and fantastical
He's gormless and irascible, tragic and autocratical
Maniacal and radical, positions problematical
Takes endless golf sabbaticals, his tweets are unsyntactical
[Yakko]
Um, we're still talking about Nero, right?
[Yakko, Wakko and Dot]
He's a narcissist, a petulant, unscrupulous embezzler
He is a very model of an ancient Roman Emperor
