[Yakko, Wakko and Dot] Columbus sailed the ocean blue He had three ships, now he has two! [Dot] Through a bunch of nautical accidents He claimed lands filled with inhabitants [Wakko] Next trip, he'll say he finds Jamaica Sure this time that it's in Asia [Yakko] Think that's uncomplimentary? Try reading his Wiki entry [Yakko, Wakko and Dot] He's the captain of endless mistakes One of history's luckiest fakes Are we sure that he deserves his own day? He never even set foot in the USA!