[Anya] How do you become the person you've forgotten you ever were? [Vladimir] Take a deep breath. Close your eyes, and imagine another time, another world You were born in a palace by the sea [Dmitry] A palace by the sea [Anya] Could it be? [Vladimir] Yes, it's so You rode horseback when you were only three [Anya] Horseback riding? Me? [Dmitry] Horse's name? [Vladimir] Romeo You threw tantrums and terrorized the cook! Ha! How the palace shook! [Dmitry] Charming child [Vladimir] Wrote the book But you'd behave when you father gave that look [Dmitry] Imagine how it was Your long forgotten past [Vladimir & Dmitry] We've lots and lots to teach you and the time is going fast [Vladimir] Let's see you walk. Head up! Regal bearing! (sung) Now, shoulders back and stand up tall And do not walk, but try to float [Anya] I feel a little foolish Am I floating? [Dmitry] Like a little boat! [Vladimir] You give a bow [Anya] What happens now? [Vladimir] Your hand receives a kiss! [Vladimir & Dmitry] Most of all remember this: [Vladimir] If I can learn to do it You can learn to do it [Dmitry] Something in you knows it [Vladimir & Dmitry] There's nothing to it! [Vladimir] Follow in my footsteps Shoe by shoe! [Vladimir & Dmitry] You can learn to do it too! [Dmitry] Now, elbows in and sit up straight And do not slurp the stroganoff [Anya] I never cared for stroganoff! [Vladimir] She said that like a Romanov! [Dmitry] The Samovar [Vladimir] The caviar [Anya] Dessert and then goodnight? [Vladimir & Dmitry] Not until you get this right! [Vladimir] If I can learn to do it [Dmitry] If he can learn to do it [Vladimir] You can learn to do it! [Dmitry] You can learn to do it [Vladimir] Pull yourself together [Vladimir & Dmitry] And you'll pull through it! [Vladimir] Tell yourself it's easy [Vladimir & Dmitry] And it's true! You can learn to do it, too! [Vladimir] Who is your great-grandmother? [Anya] Queen Victoria [Vladimir] Great-great grandmother? [Anya] Uh--- Princess Victoria of Saxe-Colburg-Saalfeld [Vladimir] Your best friend is? [Anya] My little brother, Alexei [Dmitry] Wrong! Your best friend? [Anya] I know who my best friend is! [Dmitry] What a temper! [Anya] I don't like being contradicted! [Dmitry] That makes two of us! [Vladimir] Continuing on... [Anya] I've had it, and I hate you both I'm sorry that we ever met I'm hungry, I'm frightened And I'm only human, don't forget! I don't remember anything Get out and let me be! [Vladimir] Anya, darling, look at me We're all frightened Well, slightly, now and then Shall we start again? Take a breath, count to ten You have courage And strength you barely know So blow that little nose And dry those pretty eyes A princess like your majesty Can do this if she tries! Ready? [Dmitry] Set [Anya] Go [Vladimir] Now here's your great Aunt Olga [Dmitry] How she frolicked on the Volga [Anya] Oh! [Vladimir] Your distant cousin Vanya loved his vodka [Dmitry] Got it, Anya? [Anya] No! [Vladimir] The Duke of Oldenburgh was short! [Dmitry] Louise of Boden [Anya] Had a-- [Dmitry] Wart! [Vladimir] Count Sergei [Dmitry] Wore a feathered hat [Vladimir] I hear he's gotten very fat [Anya] And I recall his yellow cat! [Vladimir] I don't believe we told her that [Vladimir & Dmitry] If you can learn to do it [Anya] I can learn to do it! [Vladimir & Dmitry] He can learn to do it [Anya] You can learn to do it! [Vladimir & Dmitry] Pull yourself together [Anya, Vladimir & Dimitry] And we'll pull through it! [Vladimir] Tell yourself it's easy [Anya, Vladimir & Dmitry] And it's true [Vladimir & Dmitry] You can learn to do it [Anya] Nothing to it! [Anya, Vladimir & Dmitry] You can learn to do it [Anya] The caviar, the stroganoff, the Samovar, the feathered hat, the cousin drank, the duke was short, here a wart and there a cat. The horse's name was Romeo, so tell me something new [Vladimir & Dmitry] Ha! [Anya, Vladimir & Dimitry] You can learn to do it, too!