I would die before I divorce ya I'd take a thousand thumps for my love ‘Cause you kissed a lucky horseshoe Stuck it in my boxing glove 'Cause anyone who will see us Through our victory and dumb defeat Knows that I'll take you to the cleaners If you come between the cheats Between the cheats Between the cheats Between the cheats My husband is the finest handsome hustler And he still makes this housewife blush So I'm lockin’ my hand in his I'm sittin’ on the royal flush Women drink him in, swimming in his green eyes Then go home and cash the chips you got And here maybe two, oh, two bottles The Jack of Hearts is my jackpot Between the cheats Between the cheats Between the cheats 'Cause we all have to lock eyes And I know as my heart beat There's a winnin’ secret to both And it's sworn between the cheats Between the cheats