Yes i am...the nightmare man... I'm doing time... In bedsitter land. Where money is friends.. And friends my man... Yeah! tap your feet Tap the phone... Dog and bone!! I see two who are blue, Coming after you. I saw three in green, Two are boys........ One's a queen! I saw one dressed in red... Much too late... Cos, i woz dead! Wot do you want? An all over tan? A bunch of flowers? Or a well hung man ???? Looking out of the window... Sitting on a train. I'm just a fly in the ointment I'm just a fly in the ointment I'm just a fly...fly...fly...fly...fly... Fly...fly...fly...fly...fly in the ointment Fly...fly...fly...fly...fly in the ointment I'm just a fly in the ointment Fly