Come take a trip with me I'll tell you of the greatest man who ever sailed the sea Fae Scotland's Bonnie shores He pillaged 'cross the ocean, in search of rum galore Aboard the good ship Scum He'd fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder gun His legendary crew Could sail that ship to hell and back There's nothing they can't do He killed the mighty terrorsquid The greatest man who ever lived He beat the Vikings in a bloody war Meet yer dad and smell yer maw Fannybaws he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws Whoah oh in Oban he was raised He drank a bucket full of rum every single day Whoah oh his beard of flaming red Would terrorize his enemies And make them wish they're dead Whoah oh four pistols on his belt He went to battle naked, wearing just a tiger's pelt Whoah oh his name was Fannybaws Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt Or else he'll pump yer maw! Fannybaws he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid? Fannybaws The greatest man who ever lived? Fannybaws Who beat the vikings in a war? Fannybaws Meet yer dad and smell yer maw Who drinks his whisky neat and strong? Fannybaws Who's got a boaby two feet long? Fannybaws Who's gonna take nae shite from you? Fannybaws So what the fuck you gonna do? He drinks his whisky neat and strong He's got a boaby two feet long He's gonna take nae shite from the likes of you So what the fuck you gonna do? Fannybaws he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws with the black flag flying Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease Fannybaws he's a fearsome pirate Fannybaws he's the scourge of the seas Fannybaws with the black flag flying Bringing his foes to their knees Fannybaws