INTRO: Em (412 fingerpicking) then mute C7 B7 Em C7 B7 Em C7 B7 C7 B7 Em [Verse 1] B7 Em Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves B7 Em Scheherazade had a thousand tales B7 Em But master, you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves F# Em You've got a brand of magic never fails B7 Em You've got some power in your corner now B7 Em Some heavy ammunition in your camp B7 Em You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo & how B7 F# All you gotta do is rub that lamp, & I'll say [Chorus] Em C7 B7 Em C "Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be? G G7 C Cm B7 Let me take your order, jot it down?" Em You ain't never had friend like me Em C7 B7 Em C7 B7 Em C Life is your restaurant, & I'm your maitre'D G G7 C Cm B7 Come on whisper what it is you want Em You ain't never had friend like me [Verse 2] C7 Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service Em You're the boss, the king, the shah C7 Say what you wish; it's yours, true dish Am B7 How 'bout a little more baklava? Em C7 B7 Hey, Have some of column A Em C Try all of column B G G7 C Cm B7 I'm in the mood to help you, dude Em You ain't never had friend like me Em C7 B7 Em C7 B7 Em C7 B7 C7 B7 [Bridge] Em Can your friends do this? Em Can your friends do that? G7 Can your friends pull this F# Out their little hat Em Can your friends go poof? (Yeah, yeah) G7 Em Can your friends go "Abracadabra," let 'er rip B7 E7 And then make the sucker disappear [Verse 3] E7 Am So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed E7 Am I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers E7 Am You've got me bona fide and certified B7 E7 You've got a genie for charge d'affaires E7 Am I've got a powerful urge to help you out E7 Am So what you wish, I really wanna know? E7 Am You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubt B7 E7 Well all you've gotta do is rub like so [Chorus] Am F E7 Am F E7 Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three Am F E7 I'm on the job you big nabob C (Single strum then mute) You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend F (Single strum then mute) You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend A A A A A A You ain't never (never) had (had) a friend like me Am F E7 Am F E7 Am F E7 F E7 Am