Dinner for one, please James The Madame will not be dining Yes, you may bring the wine in Love plays such funny games Dinner for one, please James Close Madame's room, we've parted Please, don't look so downhearted Love plays such funny games When my best friend told her of another I had no chance to deny You know there has never been another Someday she'll find out the lie Maybe she's not to blame But gone are those happy hours No, don't move her favourite flowers Dinner for one, please James No, don't move her favourite flowers Dinner for one, please James