It's a thousand miles from anywhere you know Every direction brings you back here when you go The lunatics the misfits the needy and the greed The broken bits all made to fit, theirs nothing you will need It's always hot the melting pot, a wagging tail and tongue We never close the coffers, make an offer until one The world is what we've made it and its better upside down The fastest growing biggest little love it hate it town So welcome to the chaos, a purely perfect mess You can get away with anything as long as you confess And make a big donation if you want to open doors And rest assured that your reward will help to bend some laws So won't you follow me we'll walk into the fire? A new clean slate and you'll be born again It's so much easier when everyone's a liar All you need to think about is how much you would really like to spend No it don't mean a thing it's Mumbo Jumbo No sense to anything its Mumbo Jumbo Hey miss information its Mumbo jumbo Use your imagination in Mumbo Jumbo You see all that information was funneled to M.J. And suddenly it all made sense in a weird perverted way Thank heaven for the Mumbo who came to sort it out We needed someone from within so we could live without And if you ask me I want to take you higher Up to the sky and you'll be born again It's so much easier when everyone's a liar All you need to think about is how much you would really like to spend