Intro: C# C# F# Here comes Ted with his best friend Fred F# C# Coming up the Avenue C# F# Here comes Mike and you look just like him F# C# Up and down the Avenue A#m C# Ooh, those guys they’re up on the party line C# F# They make you cry in every way that you can F# C# Those guys have money for you any time C# G# But you never make out with them, yeah Next Verse / Chorus the Same Wink … C# G# But you never make out with them, yeah C# G# F# Ma-king out with a funny little lady F# G# C# What you gonna do right now C# G# F# Making love with a funny little women F# G# C# Don’t you wanna take me down?