We Did It in the Kitchen and We Did It in the Hall I Got Some On My Finger and I Wiped in On the Wall We Did It On the Lawan and We Did It On the Roof You Know I Got the Pictures If You Want to See the Proof Chorus That's the Way I Like It Like That First It Was Bananas and Then It Was a Pear And Then I Tried a Cantaloup But It Wouldn't Fit in There Then It Was a Vacuum and We Both Began to Shout I Turned It On and Got It Stuck I Couldn't Get It Out I Went Out to the Shed and I Got a Two-by-four She Knew What I Was Thinkin' She Was Runnin' For That Door I Said I Wouldn't Hurt Her 'cause That Ain't My Kind of Scene I Said It With a Grin and I Got the Vaseline Chorus That's the Way Soometimes I Just Like to Lay Your Body Down Chorus