I can sing, I can dance I can hold this one stance For year after year Until someone takes a chance Bring your family in And we’ll entertain them with a show (Damned, damned, damned) If the animatronics, look a bit demonic It’s probably cus they’re possessed by psychotic Cannibal men, who did satanic rituals (Damned, damned, damned) So sing happy birthday Like it’s your last party When heads start flying We got a real party Come hang with the band At Willys wonderland (Damned, damned, damned) pinball, ball pits Rituals, satanic Come join us in hell I know you’re thinking bout it Come hang with the band At Willys wonderland (Damned, damned, damned) Is there one, is there two? They went looking for you Turn around they’re stood still But next minute they moved Better put your paws up, if you wanna survive till noon (Damned, damned, damned) (Oh no) Why is this man not dying? (He’s not dying) Ooh-le-da-de-der It’s not like we’re not trying, (we’re not trying?) He’s a super janitor He’s on a fizzy pop hit, (fizzy pop hit) Ooh-le-da-de-der, Willy show him a killer Whoopsie daisy ooh dear So sing happy birthday Like it’s your last party When heads start flying We got a real party Come hang with the band At Willys wonderland (Damned, damned, damned) pinball, ball pits Rituals, satanic Come join us in hell I know you’re thinking bout it Come hang with the band At Willys wonderland (Damned, damned, damned) Bring your family in And we’ll entertain them with a show So sing happy birthday Like it’s your last party When heads start flying We got a real party Come hang with the band At Willys wonderland (Damned, damned, damned) Here we go! So sing happy birthday Like it’s your last party When heads start flying We got a real party Come hang with the band At Willys wonderland (Damned, damned, damned) pinball, ball pits Rituals, satanic Come join us in hell I know you’re thinking bout it Come hang with the band At Willys wonderland (Damned, damned, damned)