There's no stoppin'
The cretins from hoppin'
You gotta kepp it beatin'
For a hoppin' cretin
Cretin! cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl
With my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the cretin hop
Cretin! cretin!

1-2-3-4 cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7 all good cretins go to heaven